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10 Amazing SkillShare Classes I Will Teach

For those of you who don’t know me that well, or sadly haven’t had the chance to meet me, I’m really talented and amazing at everything I do. Thankfully, now there’s a new startup here in New York called SkillShare that lets you share your skills with the world, and more people will get to be some small fraction as amazing as I am. Hopefully you’ll get a chance to attend at least one of these fantastic classes - let me know if there’s any classes you’d be particularly interested in having me teach.

Tastebreaking: How to Make Popular Things Unpopular

Remember things like Devil Sticks? Troll Dolls? The Macarena? and Friendster? Those are just some of the popular fads of the past that I had an integral role in crushing.

The 405 Essential Principles of Mime

I’ll be running through only the most basic of the mime principles that you need before you can perform at the competitive mime level.

Eating on a Budget: Preparing Your Own imaginary Food Like in the Movie Hook.

Save money, and burn calories by using your imagination! I’ll be showing you everything from how to prepare your own breakfast, to how to convince an entire dinner party that the food is delicious.

Sword-eating Your First Sword

There’s a first time for everything - and I’ve actually never persay eaten a sword, but I have thought about the technique substantially. We’ll be getting right into the sword eating so please bring your own sword, and don’t eat anything real 3 days before coming to this class (advise you take the imaginary food class mentioned above a week in advance).     

Communicate complex thoughts to strangers within 100 meters - just by using your eyes.

If you were within a 100 meters of me you’d know a lot more about this class already.

Defenestration

Partake in the joys of the age old art of throwing someone out of a window

Being arrogant without being arrogant

This class is intended specifically for people who know they’re the best. 

Have you been watering a fake plant?

Five tell-tale signs your plant is fake.

Farm Faster: Taking Your Farmville skills to the next level.

The latest in keyboard shortcut technology, hand postures, multi-monitor setups, and crop distribution strategies

#10: Any Other ideas?

I ran out of web appropriate ideas :|